CrossFit Lindsay
Fitness as a Service in Lindsay, Ontario
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We aren’t trying to win lifting competitions. We’re trying to fit into our pants and get out of our cars without wearing them like backpacks. What do you have to lose (other than a bunch of fatness and unhappiness)?
Sugar is an asshole.
The secret fitness formula isn’t a secret: eat better and exercise. That’s the ticket. Except maybe on Sundays. On that day, eat pancakes.
Whole body fitness
No Thigh Masters, sauna suits, vibrating dongles, or magical unicorns here. Just bars, bells, and brawny sweat. And that's brilliant (we promise).
You’ll be sore. And tired. But soon you’ll drag around less weight, suck less air, keep up with your kids, and get more done. You’ll find energy, strength, stamina, and confidence (mic drop).
Low key location
Who wants to work out in a mall? We’re tucked into a cozy part of town out of the way. We don’t pay crazy rent, and we pass that savings on to you, the people who power this awesome laid back joint.
What the heck is a WOD?
It's when your underwear bunches up doing CrossFit. Just kidding. Who wears underwear? The Workout of the Day (WOD) is on the white board when you walk in. WODs get names because it makes them easier to remember. But they don't hurt any less when they're called Helen or Cindy.
